January 29th will be Candy's next appearance for court, tho, this time it will be a non-trial setting. We had hoped her next setting would be her birthday, but that wasn't in the cards, even the Magic 8 Ball thought we were overly optimistic.
February 4th Candy turns 42. We are trying to decide: Cake, Balloons, Stripper, Singing Telegram, Orange Jumpsuit, a valid drivers license & gift certificate to Geico, after all, what do you get a woman like Candice Schwager? I think we may just mail her a Monopoly "Get Out of Jail Free" card.
Second,
So in the best Sock Puppet Theatre we have seen in a while, at least since last week, Candice had a great idea to get @SweetKarolinne out of suspension. Well, not so much out of suspension really (3 strikes and your out), but more like the movie Freaky Friday reincarnation kind of thing. So in order to reunite @SweetKarolinne with her twitter BFF, Candice renamed @SophiazChoice to be @TweetKarolinne, updated the profile, changed avatars to Kendal Jenner and so on. Voila, @SweetKarolinne lives on.
Now, we are just going to call it what it is, LAZY! What does it say about your work ethic when you can't even create a new sock puppet from scratch like everyone else? Yep, LAZY!
The best part, everyone acts like nothing happened, its almost like when they changed out Becky's on the Rosanne show, we all knew it was a new actress, but the cast didn't miss a beat. Ultimately tho, it is still the same Candice Schwager, pulling the same crap.
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