Sunday, October 14, 2012

CSBA: Sock Puppet Parade

We at CSBA really love a parade! So why not a sock puppet parade today?  In several different forums, Candice has claimed that she is just a meek little housewife who has simply been caught in the crossfire of politics.  Politics she really hasn't been involved in or even really understood.  Now, I know a few things about being a house wife, and dozens of twitter accounts isn't something I would say represents the average housewife.  Over the past several years, Candice Schwager has used many accounts both directly for herself as well as Sock Puppet accounts made to look like other people. Today we will start with twitter accounts.

We are certain that our list is by no means complete. We have held back several accounts that we are still confirming. Tho, we are very confident in our research should any of our conclusions be shown inaccurate we will adjust the list accordingly. (List after the jump)
Watch for an update that will includes Sock Puppet Names: Renegade Angie @RenedageAngie, Selena Mendez @ZylaGirl (Suspended),  Carolina  Hurley @SweetKarolinne (Suspended), Sophias Choice @SophiazChoice, Marilyn Munnroe @MarilynMunnroe, Colleen OMalley @ColeenOMalley, Dana Penny @DanaPenny and Selena Niccole @SelenaNiccole. 

This of course is the current main account.  The avatar, btw, is a pencil drawing of Reese Witherspoon that was drawn by the artist Monica Delgado.  Now in Candy's defense, I do see more of Candy in the drawing then I see of Reese—take that however you want.

This is Candice's current "non-profit" twitter account.  Tho, less active recently.  Oh, and YES that is really our inspiration and muse in that avatar pic.


This was Candy's main account until she abandoned it a few months ago.  Tho, it still has a daily automated tweet accounting the "news paper" she put together with it, She has not tweeted from it herself in a while.  Same Avatar as her current main account.

This account pays tribute to her Mother In Law and is consistent with her Mother in Law's maiden name, just like A. S. Mendez on the corporate fillings for BEACH Coastal Special Needs!


This short-used account may actually have been an imposter, however, if it was an imposter, they def. tweeted just like Candy would.


So the Avatar is actress Kate del Castillo.  Ironically, besides a few diss's of a sheriff in AZ after his endorsement of a Repub. Sheriff candidate in in TX, this account mostly parroted Candy.  There were also examples in the account of Candice changing from her Atty4Kids account to this account mid conversation.



Too many re-tweets of Candy's other accounts, I think this account was suspended for spam. Go Figure.


Is this name inspired by her BFF in Dallas?  The avatar is actually Marcy Cona from Clairol.


Although, Crissy Hemmingway may really be a person, however, after a string of tweets that were clearly from Candice, @bostonglobals tweeted that @crystalshines7 had been "gifted" to Candice. So Surrogate or Sock Puppet, going with both!



Purpose built account that did nothing but further her agenda in a fuede with indy band The Giraffes.  The Avatar is by an artists on deviantArt: Gabbyd70.  If you look closely, you can still see part of the artists watermark going across the eyebrows.


Ok, so I know some of you are going to point out that Vivian W. who this account supposedly belongs to, is in fact a real person.  We would have to agree with that point, after all, we know who Vivian is. However, our sources & research indicate that this account began as Candy's marketing of Vivian's business.  We only give it a .01% chance that any of those 2,700+ tweets were actually from Vivian.


This one is special.  The Foundation for Special People (FFSP) is a real organization in California.  At some point, Candice listed "Marketing Director" for the FFSP on some of her online resumes.  FFSP has not responded to our repeated requests for clarification on that point.   What is clear in our research is that this account is not the official twitter account for the FFSP and was started by Candice.  Our own thoughts on the conflict of interest in hiring the head of one "non-profit" to raise money for another "non-profit" are illustrated by the following tweets:




Ginny or Hayley Williams?


In a continued effort to look multi-national, this avatar is actually a Korean Actress/Model posing in a dress that was for sale online up until a few weeks ago. Can you say: 다과회  (Tea Party in Korean)!


HTownRicard is one of the accounts that pays tribute to Candice's husband.


Ok, so the makeup on this avatar is flawless, maybe because it originated on brides.com in a posting about wedding day makeup.  Other then that the bachelorette party must have been a hoot to get this southern belle suspended.




This was the relaunch of Crissy after the @crystalshines7 account was abandoned earlier this year.  This account also seems abandoned.


I think we only really needed one tweet from this account:

Oh, and by the way, @wahoomahi is Scott McLemore the former Chairman of the Board of the "non-profit"  Attorney's for Special Needs Children.


So an interesting statistic: prior to being scrubbed and deactivated, a little over 10% of all the tweets in the @Guthrie4Sheriff feed were sent to or re-tweeted from one of Candice Schwager's twitter accounts on this page.  Many of those tweets linked back to posts to her blogs or to posts she made to topix.com.    





So there are two things that matter to Michael Burton: Golf, Special Needs and Candice.  Short Lived, but certainly not forgotten.

twitter.com/patriotzman
Ok, so this one, as mentioned above, was originally started as being Candice's oldest son.  Now, if you read the tweets in the account, you will realize very quickly that they are way beyond what a pre-teen boy would be tweeting about.  Especially when they start going into a certain man's cucumber.



Oh, and that avatar, its Stock Art, the watermark is still visible on his abs and her stomach.  But the real shock is this tweet:

So, if this is really Candy's PRE-TEEN son, would she let him send that tweet?  And then retweet it from other accounts?  Just saying!


You guessed right if you Guessed her Husband as inspiration for this account.


Her husband is getting around ALOT these days.




This account is still somewhat active, but the Avatar is really a model photographed by Itzick Lev in Denmark.



Like the double mint twins, you are certainly seeing double.  The first account was short-lived, and created in tandem with @prophitRik.  The avatar is a woman who happened to be the bartender at a photo-shoot.  What are the odds, right?



Her account says she is Trish from Houston, but her Eyes say she is from California.  In fact the woman in the picture is a therapist named Kristen based in California.  Do you ever wonder if they are simply the pictures that came with the frame?


Nothing says pre-teen twitter account like a Jack Sparrow avatar, Aye!  So this account before getting suspended was the predecessor to @patriotzman.
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  1. AlJuly 1, 2016 at 1:13 AM

    Damn, I'd forgotten about Candace ages ago.. seems she's still batchit crazy.. you know, in that "good" way. ;)

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